In case you wondered where the sarcasm gene originates

“Sorry your birthday gifts were so late, Dad.”

“Oh, don’t worry. I just figured you picked a really slow shipping option to save money.”

“…like, by boat and then camel from South Africa?”

“I was thinking by hitchhiker.”

[Three months late, in case you wanted guidelines on when NOT to birthday shop]

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