Trick-or-Treaters rang the doorbell in a steady stream last night.
The “I cannot Tell a Lie” prize goes to the girls who watched me scoop a handful of candy into each of their bags while gleefully shouting “Oh WOW! You’re the second…well…the third best house we’ve been to!”
The “Flatter Homeowners for Extra Candy” award goes to the teens who peered into the house over Carl’s shoulder and exclaimed “Look at your floors! You have such clean floors! My Mom would love how clean your floors are!”
The “Truth in Advertizing” nomination goes to our neighbor Joshua who bellowed “HI! Remember me? I’m the one who promised to take all your candy!” *obliging grin* *bag held out toward the candy bowl*
Nice try kiddo.