I just received a hand-addressed, hand-signed, cheery, cutely-patterned birthday card from my…car insurance agent. “Hooray! You’re entering another year of sending us money every month! We don’t know if you’re happy, but we sure are!”
This is my new favorite website: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ It makes me feel better about the picture where both of my brothers are sitting on the couch trying to hug me but accidentally choking their infant sibling instead.